I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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