Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
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