You really coming over, don't trick.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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