doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
im holly from the hills drunk
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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