this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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