If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
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