I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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