question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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