I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
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