you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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