On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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