she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
cat food counts as protein by the way
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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