Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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