All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
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