Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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