She's the barista slut.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
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