Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
So much rum. So many feels.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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