Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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