Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
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