420 ftw
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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