she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
he laminated a picture of his dick.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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