I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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