that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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