yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
Naked Twister starts at high noon
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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