ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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