I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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