Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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