Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
How come I'm the only one who's around when people show up? I had just taken a shit, I wasn't wearing pants, phantom of the opera was playing and the fridge said PENIS.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
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