Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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