Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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