I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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