yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I am one with the molecules
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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