idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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