We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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