spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Do plants get herpes?
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