I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize
