Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
The bartender told me the best pick-up line was to look deep into her eyes and tell her your gonna flick her vagina
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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