My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
my being single is dangerous.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
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