Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
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