pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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