We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
Randomize
