Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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