I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
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