please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
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