i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
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