I smell stomach acid.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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