Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
I seem to have left my pride at pride
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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