To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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