i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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