Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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